superficial

  1. I thought Divine had passed away years ago?

  2. InkyBlack

    Well on her way to owning a house full of cats.

  3. it had to be said

    “There’s no pie out here!”

  4. ERMAHGERD, DONERTS!

  5. continu

    “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAA” – The ankle strap

  6. “Look Who’s Eating”

  7. Burp Reynolds

    Please be respectful and don’t make any jokes about her digestive tract. It’s like a Hot-Wing Holocaust in there.

  8. nutterbutter

    right behind her: flotsam and jetsam

  9. Johnny P!

    I thought black was supposed to be slimming…

  10. I guess ‘dance practice’ these days consists of trying to break out of her orbit.

  11. Cock Dr

    May I suggest a pair of sunglasses….big ones.

  12. Christ! Another Kardashian?!

  13. Milkman

    Whatcha gonna do with all that junk
    All that junk inside your trunk

    • Miranda Veracruz De La Hoya Cardenal

      Hurl it into the Hudson, or in some New Jersey woods, where it’ll never be found?

  14. I don’t think they practice for Dancing with the Stars at Casa Vega on Ventura Blvd.

  15. cc

    Wait, I think I see Shawn Johnson stuck in her butt crack.

  16. PLEASE just start using coke again!

  17. Bionic_Crouton

    She’s crying because the ice cream truck just left.

  18. tlmck

    I get it now. Her assistant does all the dance lessons while Kirstie sits around and eats.

  19. jerseygirl71

    Can’t believe I’m the first, but MOOOOOOOOOOO….

  20. Rob

    I can’t believe she’s ballooned back up to a size 4

  21. Probably the only person in Hollywood that Kim K. could hide behind during a sniper attack at the Krispy Cream.

  22. She probably shouldn’t stand next to skinnier girls. Or younger girls. Or girls with conditioned hair.

  23. mbcl

    “That earthquake evacuation had to happen during MY dance rehearsal !”

  24. EZ-B

    I’m predicting not a lot of lift moves in her routine.

  25. Someone probably ought to remind her that she’s not a hotty like she used to be so that maybe she’ll SHUT HER FUCKING PIE HOLE!

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