“Hang on I need a better shot to submit to The Chive.”
Trying out the new razor blade app.
Why is he tazering the nanny?
“Here, help me angrily check my messages while I angrily walk our dogs.”
If you crop the upper half it looks like he’s got her in a head lock and he’s trying to slit her throat.
I TOLD YOU NOT TAKE ANY PICTURES OF ME!!!!!!!!
She’s given birth. He no longer needs her. Publicly slitting her throat seems a little much, though.
“I think its a girl”
“I’m going to *fucking kill you*…I hate women!”
“I’m just kidding. Im calling Dominos.”
“I will cut yer fuckin’ throat, bitch!”
“Tell me this one is not going to be a slut”.
“Why won’t that little pig answer her damn phone?!”
“Alec…she’s only a week old.”
The kid’s in the papoose? It looked as if she was pregnant again.
You mention me getting my ass kicked by Sean Penn again, and I will fu**ing End you, bitch!
I have always thought that getting her pregnant must have been incredibly fun!
Cleavage shots. Catch ’em while they last.
“That should be perfect. Now, I can send a pic of me and my four bitches to all of my brothers”.
He’s got a box-cutter! Nobody should’ve let him watch that scene in Breaking Bad!
someone photoshop a knife in that hand.
You know he’s the type to use a knife.
“Dang it! Where are the Paparazzi when you need them? Oh, FINE…I’ll take the picture myself!”
He really looks like an old man with his little lap-dogs, that is just supposed to be living next door to this much younger woman, a single mom.
There is just so much SCREAMING, ”Not A Couple”, about them.
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