I had no idea she was friends with Sarah Jessica Parker.
And right out of the gate, we’re done with this one. Seriously, it’s gotten to the point now that if there’s a celeb in a pic with a horse, whomever gets in the SJP joke first is basically doing the Superficial equivalent of yelling, “First!”
Glad I could help.
Sam, this is the horse head that will end up in bed with Daddy if he doesn’t do what I want.
Mummy, why are u wearing Daddy’s clothes?
“In this one movie, they cut the head off a horse like this. If your daddy bangs that Emily girl, that is what will happen to him too”
That’s nice of her to bring her kid to meet his maternal grandmother. Sure, she won’t bake him cookies like the other kids’ grandmas, but she can take him for a nice gallop around the meadow.
Exactly. “Sonny, meet Gram-Grams!”
Mommy, why does this giant dog have 5 legs?
When the horse was facing the other direction, she kept calling it “Ben”.
“Samuel, this is where the horsey eats. Let’s go around to the other side and say hello to your daddy.”
Mommy, is *that* daddy?
No, son, that’s a horsey.
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