1. I had no idea she was friends with Sarah Jessica Parker.

  2. dontkillthemessenger

    Sam, this is the horse head that will end up in bed with Daddy if he doesn’t do what I want.

  3. BP

    Mummy, why are u wearing Daddy’s clothes?

  4. “In this one movie, they cut the head off a horse like this. If your daddy bangs that Emily girl, that is what will happen to him too”

  5. That’s nice of her to bring her kid to meet his maternal grandmother. Sure, she won’t bake him cookies like the other kids’ grandmas, but she can take him for a nice gallop around the meadow.

  6. Afleckswifeboyfriend

    Mommy, why does this giant dog have 5 legs?

  7. Tiggles

    When the horse was facing the other direction, she kept calling it “Ben”.

  8. “Samuel, this is where the horsey eats. Let’s go around to the other side and say hello to your daddy.”

  9. EricLR

    Mommy, is *that* daddy?

    No, son, that’s a horsey.

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