This is the longest 15 minutes of my life.
I though Criss Angel had an exclusive Vegas gig?
1990 Richard Grieco called and said you’re stealing my look bitch.
Actually he said, can you please give me $20? I have a feeling I’ll need it in 20 years.
If Russel Brand had no fashion sense.
He makes Richard Grieco relevant.
*quickly rips off fake nose* “The Weasel is back, Bitches!!!! OWWWOOOOOOO… Buuuuddy!”
Why do I get the sense he’s Richard Grieco and Bret Michael’s bastard love child?
Oh right, genetics….
This Canal Room has got to be seriously low fucking rent.
How to dress like the 80′s , clothing and accessories at the dollar shop.
I’ve always though he looked like the retarded little brother of Lieutenant Dan.
Just think of the six head the love child between him and Christina Ricci would produce!
Can any rational person look at this picture and still support public school anti bullying programs?
He looks like a homeless drag queen
His dinky orange watch is ruining his rebellious image.
The level of douche is high on this one. This is Jared Leto, Criss Angel, Johnny Depp, Russell Brand and the Jonas Brothers, all in one.
I can’t be the only one who looked at this and thought he was a new cenobite?
I’m 90% sure this guy is in a Winger tribute band.
Are they making ANOTHER fucking Pirates of the Caribbean movie?
He still needs to try 11-14% harder
“I don’t really NEED to take a shower, do I?”
Behold, my latest illusion! I shall make hair metal reappear!
From what I understand both Debbie Gibson AND Tiffany’s vaginas exploded when they saw this.
There is something desperately wrong with his chin-forehead ratio.
that was fucking poetry.
His “come hither” stare needs work. Right now it looks about halfway between “wants to wear your skin as a dress” and “has a crawlspace full of strangled hookers”
That is definitely more than 15 pieces of flair.
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Constantine Maroulis at Canal Room's 10 Year Anniversary in New York City. (September 16, 2013) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Splash News, WENN
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