superficial

  1. This is the longest 15 minutes of my life.

  2. The Dude

    I though Criss Angel had an exclusive Vegas gig?

  3. dontkillthemessenger

    1990 Richard Grieco called and said you’re stealing my look bitch.

    Actually he said, can you please give me $20? I have a feeling I’ll need it in 20 years.

  4. If Russel Brand had no fashion sense.

  5. He makes Richard Grieco relevant.

  6. Where's Dildo

    *quickly rips off fake nose* “The Weasel is back, Bitches!!!! OWWWOOOOOOO… Buuuuddy!”

  7. Why do I get the sense he’s Richard Grieco and Bret Michael’s bastard love child?
    Oh right, genetics….

  8. This Canal Room has got to be seriously low fucking rent.

  9. How to dress like the 80′s , clothing and accessories at the dollar shop.

  10. FooManChu

    I’ve always though he looked like the retarded little brother of Lieutenant Dan.

  11. Shonzie

    Just think of the six head the love child between him and Christina Ricci would produce!

  12. Can any rational person look at this picture and still support public school anti bullying programs?

  13. He looks like a homeless drag queen

  14. His dinky orange watch is ruining his rebellious image.

  15. douchedetector

    The level of douche is high on this one. This is Jared Leto, Criss Angel, Johnny Depp, Russell Brand and the Jonas Brothers, all in one.

  16. donkeylicks

    I can’t be the only one who looked at this and thought he was a new cenobite?

  17. I’m 90% sure this guy is in a Winger tribute band.

  18. Are they making ANOTHER fucking Pirates of the Caribbean movie?

  19. Employee

    He still needs to try 11-14% harder

  20. “I don’t really NEED to take a shower, do I?”

  21. EricLR

    Behold, my latest illusion! I shall make hair metal reappear!

  22. From what I understand both Debbie Gibson AND Tiffany’s vaginas exploded when they saw this.

  23. CtF

    There is something desperately wrong with his chin-forehead ratio.

  24. His “come hither” stare needs work. Right now it looks about halfway between “wants to wear your skin as a dress” and “has a crawlspace full of strangled hookers”

  25. fred

    That is definitely more than 15 pieces of flair.

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