Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom for Wonderful Pistachios.
Looks like they got a couple with 4 nuts to promote their nuts.
“Bitch, no! This is my cookie.”
That is one giant human being! Lamar looks taller, also.
Damn, Lamar had a wookie-punch target tattooed on his head? Dude, you may not always be married to the wookie.
Nice head tat. She’d better be careful or Jesse James is going to steal her man.
Is that a Converse shoe logo?
“Hi I’m Lamar Odom, my wife Khloe Kardashian only puts two kinds of nuts in her mouth…”
Typical gay black guy, always going for fat white dudes.
Hysterical Anal J!!!!!!!!!
I’m drawing a blank on some kind of witty analogy between opening pistachio nuts with your thumbs and her vagina.
Put any nuts in that vagina, and they will disappear forever….there…that ok?
“Khloe knows a thing or two about cracking nuts.”
She didn’t know what he was eating. She has been trained to come running when she hears the cellophane. It’s Pavlovian.
I think I’m understanding why she married him now.
He makes her look smaller.
No, wait, he makes her look less big. Yes, that’s it. Less big.
She’s almost a regular girl in that photo. Thick, but ok.
Pistachios? I thought they were advertising Jack Links Beef Jerky.
I love these behind the scenes photos of Lando and Chewie.
Oh shit, that just made my day.
/Lamar is a lucky man
Lamar’s taking his cow for a walk.
It’s quite cute that an Ethiopian would be on such friendly terms with his cattle.
They always seemed like the most normal and happy out of that whole clown crew. Good for them.
“But sir, nobody worries about upsetting a droid.”
“That’s ’cause droids don’t pull people’s arms out of their sockets when they lose. Wookiees are known to do that.”
She eats white nuts?
Eat my nuts Lamar!!
is that a wookie bite on his head?
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