Those connect the dots give her something to do while she wait for her bus.

I smell b.o.

She must have eaten the string of onions

‘fraid I have to knock off points for that snake tattoo running up her leg.

I bet she is one of those girls that says “Ooooh, I don’t wear make-up, I go natural” and everyone around ooh’s and aah’s, but in fact she should wear make-up because she looks terrible.

The Lacy Schwimmer “Airport Scanner” fall line is a hit.

We need more Paz around here. She’s my favorite flaming ball of reality star beatin’ crazy. Everything she says is priceless, whether slurred or screeched. Viva la Paz!

I don’t even know who this is.

Aaaaaaaaaaah fuck, that is literally across the street from my old office (it’s a shitty, expensive restaurant called Sassafraz). And now I find out she was there looking like she’s a millisecond away from fucking someone…makes me wish I had my old job.

Gee, I wonder what the stains in her lap are from…