Did she run out of cotton balls and eat her sleeve instead?
Oh man! I just made a cotton ball joke on the story page. You beat me to it, bianca! Well, hamburgers!!
Ever since Gollum became a celebrity, he’s let fame go to his head… What’s next? Bikini endorsements?
I have a sudden urge for some ribs.
I have an urge for a tootsie pop.
Ali Lohan looks great here.
didn’t know George A.Romeo was shooting another movie.
I could fit her on my dick as well as Rosie Huntington-Whitely and Ali Lohan. Not that I’d want to. The vagina exits straight through to the asshole, right? Help me out here, I know there are some anatomical experts on this site.
No I think you nailed it. You’re creative understanding of human anatomy is worthy of a Human Centipede III script.
Surprising that she has the muscles to lift those shoes.
Hooves, you mean… definitely hooves.
There’s more calories in that bottle of water than in her whole emaciated corpse. True story, I read it on the internet.
After looking at this I immediately had to go and wash my eyes out with the pictures of Kelly Brook.
so the meth epidemic has finally moved from middle america to middle earth. poor legolas =(
Old her way better than new her…
I guess she finally caved and ate that sleeve she’s been staring at all day…
Who needs hips when your chest looks like a Klingon forehead?
The Ethiopian Ambassador’s wife needs to get out in the sun more often.
She looks even worse than in the last batch of pictures I’ve seen of her.
She cannot believe that her husband finds that body hot and “uncheatable.” She is so nasty.
It probably has more to do with the $38 million she’s worth. If she starves herself to death, he’s hit the lotto.
beat me to it
WHAT is she wearing? Arrrrgh….that chest hurts my eyes.
Being able to see your whole skeleton through your skin is the new black!
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