When I get home, I’m going to take the seat off of this thing and have some *real* fun.
“Yeah, it turns into a bike. Ladies?”
So that’s what happened to Jennifer Aniston’s mobile dildo…
Told you it was a lingerer. I ate eggs. That was probably it.
I’m pretty sure Wolverine would have rather just walked.
Adamantium Bike Post
What’s with the two-wheeled unicycle?
Yep, definitely something a totally straight man would ride….
Let’s just focus on what in this picture isn’t gay… all I could come up with is the sidewalk.
Wonder if his toilet seet does the same thing.
Rogue: When it comes out…does it hurt?
Wolverine: Every time.
And the only thing worthy about this is that he’s riding Lady Gaga’s newest dress.
WTF is he on?
You know what they say about guys with long seat posts…
“He can enter my holiest of holys, whilst I sit on his poliest of poleys.
“No my balls are not being crushed by this bicycle seat. I tucked them into my banana hammock just like how I tucked my jeans into my sock. Don’t judge me, Bub”
He is FION
“Real Steel”, indeed
Eat your heart out, Kardashians.
Don’t hate on Wolverine. I don’t mind the view AT ALL.
Does it hurt when it comes out?
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