1. Man, I know celebrities are not supposed to bang ordinary folks in public but couldn’t he have at least lifted that banner a bit higher?

    • Don’t worry, there’s nothing interesting going on here. Let’s see…

      (haircut + hockey banner)(neck tattoo) ^ Viggo’s thinly-veiled exasperation = lesbian. Yep, it all checks out. Take THAT jesus, math wins again!

  2. The Brown Streak

    Unable to capture New York with the slime, Viggo the Carpathian now targets Toronto with Canadien banners…this dude is really evil!

  3. it had to be said

    She told him the banner said “Show Us Your Tits!” She doesn’t know why people in Toronto are booing.

  4. Viggo is making Dancing Bear videos now?

    (If you get this joke, you should be ashamed of yourself)

  5. McDouche

    When did Alan Alda come back into the spotlight?

  6. Those magicians and their curtains really annoy me. Make her disappear without the curtain. Now THERE’S a trick.

  7. Wait, he’s Canadian? I thought he was from Middle Earth.

  8. TurkusMaximus

    I LOVE this man. More Viggo, please, don’t care what he’s doing.

  9. Cock Dr

    *heavy breathing*

  10. She’s going to do that stupid “walking down stairs” schtick, isn’t she?

  11. Aud

    SHe’s totally naked under there

  12. tlmck

    She’s saying to the crowd: “I swear to you it’s this big”.

  13. She exclaims “Aragorn, the son of Arathorn is totally sticking his sword of Narsil in my ass! This awesome, eh!”

  14. “We just got the same haircut, two for one!”

  15. Zoot allors!!! La style de chiens! Mon dieu!!!

  16. gwinderson

    “Guess what I just had in my mouth!!!!!!”

  17. Lift that flag a little higher. Come on, I know you can do it!

  18. cc

    As others have said, who’d wave a Leafs banner around anyway?

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