“So what you’re saying is that you couldn’t find a dress in my size and you borrowed a hot air balloon??? Works for me…”

Once again proving that her most offensive conduct is off the court.

Aretha Franklin looks better without that blonde wig.

I remember when we used to make popcorn in dresses like that. The little aluminum pan went straight on the burner!

shes ugly.. on the outside

that dress is one big sack of ass.

did she draw her inspiration for that dress from a condom?

Bald guy: Bitch just made my camera lens crack.

And here we were, just getting over parachute pants…

Bieber is gonna be sooooooo jealous.

This time it’s a white guy saying it all with his astonished & appalled facial expression.

That’s funny. There’s nothing in the film about King Kong being circumcised.

Kim Laradassian would like her dress back.

That dress scoops up air from the bottom and blows it back in her face so that she can enjoy both the sound and smell of her ass.

ray lewis lookin good

Those are no longer calves, they’re cows

Do you like my Halloween costume? I’m going as a superhero. I’m “Somebody-Took-A-Shit-In-A-Diaphragm-Woman-esque Thing.”

She ripped the head off a giant squid and wore it? Trendy. Are you taking notes, Lady GaGa?

Garbage bag, perfect!

For this, I want to see that line judge get the chance to berate her.

Yikes! Carl Weathers in a dress? Baby, you’ve got a stew going!

It’s New York law. Every horse in the city has to have a bag to crap in.

I want to stick my tongue in her ass and come on her tits.

I’vr never seen a parachute look so chic

“If you ever see me walking down the hall, look the other way …
Really, don’t even look at me, don’t look my way.”

She warned us all, but we wouldn’t listen.

I don’t even..

Borrowed this dress from Kim Kardashian. It’s the only one that would fit over my ass!!

That ring turns her into the African American Lantern.

Is that a condom dress?