1. After My dinner with Andy…Dick.

  2. Falling asleep in Perez Hilton’s house is never a good idea.

  3. Quickly, swarthy little man with backpack and camera, before the other paparazzi get all the good pictures!

  4. i can’t believe this guy is being stalked by a photographer. Man, what a piece of shit life that must be to haunt second tier guys from Entourage. Could be worse though. You could be the guy selling roses.

  5. Venom

    Why the hell would the paparazzi follow him?
    How much is a photo of him worth, $5?

  6. They had no problem finding him. They just followed the pecker tracks.

  7. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    “I really enjoyed tonight…Call me” said the bin

  8. Cock Dr


  9. thehoo

    Have you ever had so much to drink your armpits throw up? What? No? Me neither. What’s this? Oh, I had a midget in a headlock back there.

  10. vlad

    nice to see the paps now bring flowers to their hit and run victims

  11. toopier

    …walk this way…

  12. tlmck

    After a Bukkake session?

  13. KC

    Brad Pitts

  14. DogBoy

    Monica Lewinski can help you get that stain out.

  15. dontkillthemessenger

    I imagine that if Lindsay Lohan were a man, this is what the pictures would look like.

  16. Dude got peed on.

  17. gwinderson

    That’s what happens when your chest is at an average man’s penis level

  18. cc

    Hmmm, a suppurating armpit. That’s new.

  19. You might want to launder that shirt.

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