How the hell did Nancy Grace get to Hawaii and into a bikini so fast?
Never allow a crab to crawl up your trunks…even if you want it to whack you off.
I drink your milkshake!!…and your pina colada. I love the beach!
If i smile like this real hard, maybe they won’t notice my erection?
…i watched “after dark my sweet” this week after not having seen it for years. my man rules in that movie.
…oh, and it’s “Patric”
That fucking “bookmark and share” popup blocked the caption and I thought this was Pauly Shore. I thought “hey, Pauly Shore is looking pretty good”…then I realized “no, Jason Patrick is looking really bad”…which obviously means it sucks to be Pauly Shore.
Just for that, you have to watch Biodome 2
I never watched the first one. Can I watch 2 and not miss any subtleties of plot development?
…i’m pretty sure Pauly Shore isn’t in it: it’s just Stephen Baldwin and he’s going to go all crazy christian on our asses. Oh well, I been waiting 15 years for this. I just hope Pauly Shore was too busy to be in it ’cause he was making Encino Man 2 (fingers crossed!!!!).
…oh, and some pointless encino man trivia. remember Michael Deluise?
…i’m prol the only person alive who laughs at this.
When are they going to make Speed 3?
that pube to head hair transplant is coming along nicely.
Thank you for calling USA Prime Credit! My name Peggy!
I made the same face as the pic came up!
Little bit early for the Polar Bear club try out isn’t it?
That is the highest penis I’ve ever seen…no happy trail, more like a happy crosswalk
At least if he was at the US Open he’d have a shirt on.
He really should take that hair vest off before swimming.
Dude, Crest Whitestrips…please.
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Jason Patrick in Maui. (September 13, 2011)