superficial

  1. How the hell did Nancy Grace get to Hawaii and into a bikini so fast?

  2. The Brown Streak

    Never allow a crab to crawl up your trunks…even if you want it to whack you off.

  3. irocksocksoff

    I drink your milkshake!!…and your pina colada. I love the beach!

  4. NEXUS INVICTO

    If i smile like this real hard, maybe they won’t notice my erection?

  5. it had to be said

    “Atomic. Wedgie.”

  6. eatme

    …i watched “after dark my sweet” this week after not having seen it for years. my man rules in that movie.

  7. That fucking “bookmark and share” popup blocked the caption and I thought this was Pauly Shore. I thought “hey, Pauly Shore is looking pretty good”…then I realized “no, Jason Patrick is looking really bad”…which obviously means it sucks to be Pauly Shore.

  8. When are they going to make Speed 3?

  9. that pube to head hair transplant is coming along nicely.

  10. Mumbler

    Thank you for calling USA Prime Credit! My name Peggy!

  11. Satan's bitch

    I made the same face as the pic came up!

  12. Roughing with the enemy

    Little bit early for the Polar Bear club try out isn’t it?

  13. vlad

    SAND FLEAS!…must…resist…urge…to…scratch…mah…balls!

  14. Aud

    That is the highest penis I’ve ever seen…no happy trail, more like a happy crosswalk

  15. dontkillthemessenger

    At least if he was at the US Open he’d have a shirt on.

  16. Steelerchick

    He really should take that hair vest off before swimming.

  17. cc

    Dude, Crest Whitestrips…please.

  18. Ugh

    at.least.it’s.not.a.speedo.

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