superficial

  1. I’m tired of suspending disbelief and pretending she’s attractive on MadMen. Time for John Hamm to kill her with his penis.

  2. Dick Hell

    Stacey Bendet spared no expense on the backdrop.

  3. Matt Lauer

    Between her being a Scientologist and having a Kelsey Grammer face… let’s just say I’d have to be really, REALLY drunk (like I am now)..

  4. Turd Ferguson

    She has a really fantastic personality.

  5. Pretty sure if you peel back that foil it’s all milk chocolate inside.

  6. These colors don’t run. They smudge like hell, but they don’t run.

  7. smd

    nothing attractive to see here. whatta stump.

  8. She believes in my partner, so obviously I have to support her, even if she looks like a disco ball.

  9. journalschism

    Pure hotness. Chase the skinny runway rats all you want. THIS is a woman who will work hard for your nut.

  10. She’s doable, especially at 2 a.m. Otherwise, in a room full of incredible hotties, she would be somewhat whelming.

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