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  1. Kojak

    I see uncle Fester, Gomez and Morticia. Where is Lurch?

  2. Smapdi

    Oh, shit!

  3. catapostrophe

    They get the funniest looks from everyone they meet.

  4. Billebuoy

    I cannot believe she critiques other people’s style for a freaking living! Joan Rivers should be rolling over in her grave.

  5. dontkillthemessenger

    Wizard of Oz on heroin.

    Lion on the right, TinWoman?Man? on the left, black Scarycrow in the back, and Dorothy, who was caught in an explosion at the Crayola factory. Hopefully the blonde in the far back is the Wicked Witch armed with an AK47.

  6. OMG…they’re being followed by a voodoo doctor.

  7. EricLr

    I really hope that’s a joke.

  8. O'chunt

    Without a doubt, one of the most ridiculous photos I’ve seen on the ‘net in a long while.

  9. Deacon Jones

    “Ruth…..ruth…baby ruth….”

    “That’s right mister!”

  10. DeucePickle

    I just don’t have any words to describe this…..I give up, I just don’t even know where to start.

  11. JC

    Did the star behind her head go supernova randomly, or did it just kill itself at the sight of these “people”?

  12. Turd Ferguson

    That’s a photo from fashion week?
    Figures – suddenly my board shorts and flip flops arent looking so bad.

  13. Bob

    You won’t see this shit during Fashion Week in Milan or Paris. Why does NYC have to suck at it?

  14. Josie

    cant believe kelly osburne is on fashion police & she runs her mouth talkin bout how badly ppl look but look at her…her style is awful

  15. your mom

    Which is the boyfriend??

  16. Green Haired Girl: “I got a chocolate bar!”
    Kelly: “I got a quarter!”
    Matthew: “I got a rock.”

  17. Contusion

    I think this caption should read, “…just prior to being rejected from Fashion Week.”

  18. Cock Dr

    It’s fucking Halloween in the Big City.
    It’s that REALLY a guy with Kelly? Are we SURE?

  19. Matthew Mosshart is easily the hottest chick in this pic.

  20. You know, I’m glad we’re past the whole “in every picture there’s an X in the X saying it all with their X” fad, but if ever there was a picture that deserved it…

  21. Even as the evil Dr. Mbengla stood in her ruin and plotted revenge, the trio marched on. They owned this city now. No hipster could escape their grasp. No self-respecting fashionista would stand in their way. Years ago, they each fought alone, striving block-by-block for the right to look like a complete asshole in public. Now, they were together, and thrice more powerful than they ever were apart. Stormrape, Astro-pop, and Wishbone. They were ready, for this was their moment, their time, their city, and their domain. Commonsense and good taste would not avail them….for they….were the Trifectards.

  22. bigalkie

    Like Rodney Dangerfel in Back to School. ” We need fatter models”. Fast forward to 2012 ” We need bigger freaks”.

  23. Senor Trout

    ‘And here we see several extras from the upcoming re-shoot of the Mos Eisley Cantina scene in Star Wars.’

  24. edg

    Worse than watching Snooki giving birth

  25. Dukeina

    This photo made me laugh…. Thanks for posting it!

    • Bigalkie

      This picture could make a great screen saver when life is really tough. Just have a gander at this gaggle of goofs and you’ll instantly feel MUCH better about the current state of your own affairs.

  26. sandycakes

    oh my. oh my. I just can’t decide what’s worse. homely on the left, homely on the right, clown in the middle.

  27. seriouslynow

    I hope this hipster shithead phase passes quick ’cause this is getting ridiculous.

  28. coyote

    He is such a Manly Man

  29. Bionic_Crouton

    They JUST missed Comic-con!

  30. Blech

    ♪♫ We were at a party
    His ear lobe fell in the deep
    Someone reached in and grabbed it
    It was a rock lobster
    We were at the beach
    Everybody had matching towels
    Somebody went under a dock
    And there they saw a rock
    It wasn’t a rock
    It was a rock lobster… ♪♫

  31. Joaquin ingles

    Sparkle Johnson’s aunt Grace in the bg.

  32. El Jefe

    This dude is 100% gay, he and she aren’t fooling anyone.

  33. I see a Chupacabra.

  34. Martina

    There you go … Soylent Green

  35. Somewhere, Luciano Benetton is laughing his old ass off right now.

  36. Gwen

    The dude on the left tho…………

  37. Marlyn

    He’s way prettier and thinner than she is. I’d just hate that. Sigh…poor girl.

  38. I think I could manage a one-time shag with Kelly Osbourne (as long as she kept her British cake-hole shut) but that scrawny, ugly bitch in the vest is totally undoable!

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