superficial

  1. dontkillthemessenger

    Crap We Missed with both Jared Leto and Penn Badgley?

    A douche divided against itself cannot stand.

  2. I guess if you name your kid “Penn Badgley”, you can’t be surprised when this is what you end up with.

  3. EricLr

    I bet he would actually enjoy being Rickrolled.

  4. howie

    i’m too sexy for these pants

  5. tlmck

    Apparently stuffed a few condiments down his pants.

  6. ChickenHawk

    Looks like an old college pic of Tina Fey.

  7. kimmykimkim

    His hair is pissing me off.

  8. Cock Dr

    He’s a rare breed; an ectomorphic werewolf.

  9. Somewhere in NYC, Lyle Lovett and Lara Flynn Boyle are sitting on a couch, proud as punch of their son.

  10. bigalkie

    Penn Badgley stars in The Sal Mineo Story.

  11. TheCynic

    Who the F**k is this guy, and why is he here?

  12. MyCoworkerIsHot

    He was cute. What happened. No wonders Blake moved on to fine ass Ryan.

  13. sandycakes

    he’s additced to those goddam high water pants. sad.

    • I remember when Blondie had a hit song called “The Tide Is High” and we would make fun of any kids in school wearing highwater pants by singing that song to them.

      I’m old.

  14. I guess John Mayer could look more gay.

  15. Johnny P!

    Get out of my city, you lamely-named douche lad!

  16. Anyone else think he was wearing a hat from the thumbnail?

  17. Bionic_Crouton

    Here is what Wikipedia says about this actor:

    Penn Badgley is a douche without a bag.

    The rest was just filler.

  18. Blech

    All I see is an effeminate John Mayer without a heroin problem…

  19. El Jefe

    Dammit, the douche throne might be up for grabs again.

  20. Martina

    Do the Canadian authorities know that he’s wasting their oxygen?

  21. nice knickers, douchewad.

  22. hollyk

    Adam Ant called, he said your impression is sub par.

  23. Bionic_Crouton

    Someone please help him find the man who took his socks.

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