The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 9.11.12
Joan Rivers and Paula Abdul at Fashion Week in New York City. (September 10, 2012)
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The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 9.11.12
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And me at work without a change of pants.
Never have 2 guys looked less excited to see 2 women kiss.
I don’t think Joan Rivers qualifies as a woman anymore.
One is thinking “Tastes like cocaine.” The other is thinking “Tastes like embalming fluid.”
And in the very next moment, every man in the room lost all interest in ever seeing lesbian porn again.
Can I get a Carmen Electra and Amanda Heard Photoshop? If we aren’t going to use the Internet properly let’s just unplug the damn thing.
must suck life
“Oh hey, Joan- was your Dark Mark burning too just now?”
“Of course, darling”
“Hail Voldemort!”
What happens when two Dementors kiss?
So Steven Tyler is wearing hot pink skirts now?
Glanced at the thumbnail, thought it was Tyler too.
Straight up, blowing kisses in the wind.
Knowing Joan, she whispered ‘cunt’ in her ear.
Someone is going to walk away from this without a soul.
Fake and old come together in perfect harmony.
And that’s not even including Paula.
classic game of chicken. which clunker will swerve first!?
Opposites attract?
Noooooo!
There’s so much botox at work here they actually think they’ve made contact.
That’s no kiss, that’s a drug deal.
This dream always ends the same…Them clenched in sexual afterglow and me waking up screaming and vomiting.
That was great!
Hey, this is Earth-shattering. Someone contact the State Department. We have a Jew and an Arab kissing!
There is always one black guy saying it with his eyes …
They must really be on hard times if they have to resort to sharing alcohol vapors.
What? No tongue? Where’s the love?
Trannys kissing, no big deal.
The ancient ritual of passing the Adderall tablet from mouth to mouth continues to this day.
How often do you see two zombies kissing each other?