The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 9.11.12
Jared Leto in New York City. (September 10, 2012)
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The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 9.11.12
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$10,000 says there’s some kale in the bag.
I’ll double down, and say that Kale is organic.
If it were than he wouldn’t look like the walking dead. Haven’t you ever gotten the munchies.
It’s going to take more than some organic kale to fix that Zombie Leto.
You know, 10 years ago we could of made one simple anonymous phone call to the FBI to get rid of this guy…
OF FUCKING COURSE he has a Whole Foods bag in his hand.
Actually, I am a little surprised…I would have thought he’d have rejected them by now, dismissing them as ‘sell outs’.
I think he and Shia Lebouf should hang out.
From gallows.
Shave, you nasty fuck.
It’s vile isn’t it?
And it’s the most substantial thing about him.
It’s like an untamed vulva with food particles stuck in it. Probably smells like cheese. The expensive kind.
Tell us more about your tamed vulva, kimmy…
Jesus Christ. When did Zach Galifanakis get the HIV?
I have one word for you young man: Steam.
This guy has the uncanny ability to piss me off..
eat a sandwich and a kit kat for fucks sake.
*Richard Jenni*
Looks like he can’t remember where he parked his windowless white van.
woof, skinny men are the worst
Heroin has turned him into Shia Lebouf
And bam, just like that, the douche throne has been snatched away from John Mayer and Chris Brown and reclaimed by its rightful master.
It’s rare that I see someone that I could, and would, beat up. Usually it’s like a meat head that I would beat up, but could not actually defeat in a fight so I pass. Or some old dick at Star Bucks that I could beat up, but really wouldn’t out of decency. But this…..this is different.
I won’t lie, I have an irrational desire to punch his face, punch it again and again while his little whiny douche voice complains.
I have no justification for this comment.
you know, you only live once – I say you should go ahead and follow that dream!
Douchebaggery personified.
ponytail … check
early 70s style unkempt beard … check
conspicuous tattoo … check
iphone in hand … check
Whole Foods shopping bag … check
definitely fulfills all hipster douche requirements
still needs a fedora. then the face punching can commence.
NO, ABSOLUTELY NOT! He is not allowed to wear a cool hat like a fedora. I will allow a beanie with a propeller, but nothing else that even comes close to being something that I would wear…
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My god, you’re right.
Terrible oversight on my part – how could I forget that?
This is why Muslims hate us. Producing cartoons of their prophet Muhammad.
This guy fucked Scarlett Johansson. So who am I to judge a pretentious, talentless asshole whose best days occurred right around the time Chelsea Clinton’s potential siblings were being dribbled on Monica Lewinsky’s dress?