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  1. joe

    She’s so punk rock. Especially if your idea of punk rock is something akin to spoiled trust-fund kid filled with suburban angst.

  2. Smapdi

    Attention Avril Lavigne: you are 27 years old! – Junior High was over 14 years ago!

    • Ironically, she now reminds me of a song from junior high…

      “You spin me right round, baby, right round like a record, baby, right round, round, round…”

  3. InkyBlack

    She needs to practice her “genuine” smile in the mirror more often.

  4. catapostrophe

    This famine is the worst.

  5. blonde

    What a badass.

  6. dudelookslikealady

    Her hairdresser was clearly confused when she went in and asked for the new “Pink/Miley Cyrus ‘do”

  7. EricLr

    We should really get her and Miley together–on a lonely desert island far from a boat, or my ears.

  8. Crissy

    WTF?!!! Did she die?!

  9. DubhAgusBan

    Maybelline Truck Overturns.
    Woman pulled alive from the wreckage

  10. vgrly

    I hope she’s worth the 14 carat price tag!

  11. I’m trying to say something original but I’m having trouble finding a synonym for bat shit crazy.

  12. Katie

    Chad, you lucky son-of-a-bitch.

  13. kimmykimkim

    Ugliest smile ever.

  14. Hardly the first female Nickelback fan to show up in public with black eyes.

  15. Toni Basil called and told you to tone it down a bit.

  16. The Howitzer

    Good luck with all that Chad!

  17. HISSSSSSSSSSSsssssssssssss! You’ve escaped me this time! But I’ll turn you into one of my undead as soon as the sun goes down!

  18. Contusion

    Ladies and gentlemen, the future Sinead O’Connor.

  19. Cock Dr

    Seeing this closeup I can certainly understand why a man would be in a hurry to slap a huge diamond ring on her and declare undying love.

  20. Emma Watson's Vagina

    i really do not care about what anyone says. but i could live with a face like that for a log long time.

  21. So much for Canada’s superior dental care

    • Her teeth look very healthy to me. Somewhat crooked, but that’s an orthodontic issue and most probably an elective process. Believe it or not, some people like their crooked teeth just as they are. I think she looks just fine.

  22. I’m guessing she came straight from her Cat Fancy cover shoot.

  23. You dont know me

    age: 27 going on 28 going on Gremlin (a creature of the night who gives up his physical shell to achieve greater power in the dark arts). a Licht would have also been appropriate but I didn’t want to give anyone ideas

  24. Rosalie

    So they did blow up the True Blood factories.

  25. bigalkie

    Lets see some ID little boy.

  26. lily

    EW what the FUCK is up with women shaving the sides of their heads…rihanna, miley, now this one…get a clue ladies, you all look like dykes with this hair style

  27. Yep. She’s quite the catch.

  28. Did she get caught in a meth lab fire or something?

  29. Blech

    Avril, I think we need some time apart. Far apart…

  30. hitler

    Why is this rat still relevant?

    ps I LOVE KIDS!!!

  31. Crazy homeless lady

    And here you have it, kids, this is what Nickelback music will do to you.

  32. El Jefe

    This is your brain on drugs?

  33. rawfodog

    I want to know who’s chest is in the foreground.

  34. Despite all the goofy fucking faces she likes to make, she’s actually quite pretty. I totally would.

  35. Is she dating Chris Brown now?

    I know, it’s getting old…but I love the classics!

  36. Glenys

    She’s got the same sort of smile/grimace that Posh Spice has; a smile that shows her whole set of teeth and makes her lips disappear. That’s why you never see Posh smile. If she does accidently smile, she quickly covers her mouth with her hand. She did that at her fashion show recently.

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