1. it had to be said

    Somewhere a little girl is cold and naked, wondering where her floor-length pink dress went.

  2. EricLr


  3. vgrly

    Bad angle? No. Just fat ass.

  4. Dow Chemical, maker of Lycra and Nylon, issued a full public apology today, and recalled all of its products.

  5. Cock Dr

    When a woman has incredible athletic talent this site helps me remember that it means nothing; the only thing that matters is how she looks in a tight dress.

  6. cc

    They brought in a new loveseat, just for her.

  7. michael clarke duncan…. i know they called you “black caesar” but come on, you can’t have “black jesus” too

  8. bodyform

    I have to admit it, she scares me.

  9. bigalkie


  10. Stupid

    When she dies & they have to do an autopsy on her they are going to finally find out what most people know already, that she is a man.

  11. sandycakes

    You gotta admire her for even being ABLE to haul that ass all over the court.

  12. Frank The Duck

    Cue the kettle drums….

  13. kimmykimkim

    Fucking frightening. I think I just pee-peed a lil bit.

  14. Mama Pinkus

    Serena ROCKS

  15. Joaquin ingles

    This is the last thing you want to think of when Gozer tells you to choose.

  16. Blech

    To be fair, she does kick ass. She can probably kick all of ours…

  17. Oz Matters

    More lumps than a sugar cube factory.

  18. Martina

    at least she plays tennis better than Kim Kardashian

  19. Schmidtler

    Did Jimmy Fallon warn the people in the first few rows that she’s liable to throw her poop at them if she gets angry?

  20. asasssyshortcake

    She has weird armpits. They scare me.

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