Rihanna’s future self time traveled back to us to assuage any fears that she is about o get back with Chris Brown and meet an untimely death.

She’ll fit right in in Kosovo. That outfit is a human-rights violation.

Here’s a sign of just how horrific those pants are: I saw them in this photo, rather than Rita’s Orba’s

Samantha Ronson, you’re not fooling me.

That is one damn unfortunate-looking woman. I think.

her pants look like a garbage bag

Mantequilla face.

Sad to say, Rob Kardashian could, in fact, do better than this.