Dammnit DiCaprio! Your penish just touched my ash! Now back off before I knock the shnot out of you!
Pish in my butt like one of your french girlsh
I told this young fella to get me a scotch and he gets me a girlie drink.
Lishen you little shit…you’ll never get more pushy than me.
Col. Fun has arrived! Ah, you read my mind. I need a stiff one in me after that car ride. Never let a woman drive your Aston, Kiki.
“Chrrrisht, is that Mimosha-drrinking daishy frrom that Godawful shinking boat movie SHTILL rright behind me?”
Remember, if my beer loses it’s head, it’s over.
If only Jonah Hill were there.
See you, guys? It’s not so great banging one supermodel after the next. Eventually you get bored. Then what? Iced tea, my dad’s golf hat, and frottage.
“See you, guys?” > “See, you guys?” Normally Im’ pretty good with punctuation
No Leo. Talent will not rub off on you.
I know he did not just push his way past Sean Connery. Connery should have turned around and smacked the shit out of him.
Looks like a scene from Behind the Candelabra.
well you can take that shtirred shit and shove it up your assh.
It was later discovered Leo had stolen Connery’s wallet
Leo: “Is that a snake coming out of your coat pocket, or are you just happy to see me?”
I laughed so damned hard at this
So tennis is a thing now? Nobody showed up to that shit three years ago.
its like a pole to hole passing of the cocksmen torch
Suck it Trebeck!
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