1. Dammnit DiCaprio! Your penish just touched my ash! Now back off before I knock the shnot out of you!

  2. Where's Dildo

    Pish in my butt like one of your french girlsh

  3. cc

    I told this young fella to get me a scotch and he gets me a girlie drink.

  4. Lishen you little shit…you’ll never get more pushy than me.

  5. Col. Fun has arrived! Ah, you read my mind. I need a stiff one in me after that car ride. Never let a woman drive your Aston, Kiki.

  6. “Chrrrisht, is that Mimosha-drrinking daishy frrom that Godawful shinking boat movie SHTILL rright behind me?”

  7. EricLR

    Remember, if my beer loses it’s head, it’s over.

  8. joe

    If only Jonah Hill were there.

  9. See you, guys? It’s not so great banging one supermodel after the next. Eventually you get bored. Then what? Iced tea, my dad’s golf hat, and frottage.

  10. “See you, guys?” > “See, you guys?” Normally Im’ pretty good with punctuation

  11. crb

    No Leo. Talent will not rub off on you.

  12. I know he did not just push his way past Sean Connery. Connery should have turned around and smacked the shit out of him.

  13. mavis davis

    Looks like a scene from Behind the Candelabra.

  14. well you can take that shtirred shit and shove it up your assh.

  15. Vlad

    It was later discovered Leo had stolen Connery’s wallet

  16. Leo: “Is that a snake coming out of your coat pocket, or are you just happy to see me?”

  17. load

    So tennis is a thing now? Nobody showed up to that shit three years ago.

  18. officelinebacker

    its like a pole to hole passing of the cocksmen torch

  19. Fred

    Suck it Trebeck!

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