1. Minky Wail

    ” I don’t know who you are. I don’t know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don’t have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that’ll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don’t, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.”

  2. Some men use pick up lines, some men use a wing man. Liam Neeson just… points.

  3. broduhjenner

    “where’s the third person? there? nope. there? nope. not there! WHERE IS IT?”

  4. crb

    You. There. Stop kidnapping my goddamn family.

    -Just until November; the script isn’t finished.

    Then; -go kidnap my family,


  5. fred

    Now THAT’s how you do hair plugs.

  6. “I’m trying to flirt with this woman in the front row but my botox injections have prevented me from winking.”

  7. “Don’t move…this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful finger in the world, and it will blow your head clean off.”

  8. “You. You there. Smell my finger! You don’t know where it’s been? Well neither do I”!

  9. john

    Problem with this picture is he is not kicking anyone’s ass in it

  10. “You don’t remember me? We spoke on the phone…I told you I would find you.”

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