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  1. Stock in the zip-up hoodie market just plummeted.

  2. jorge

    glad to see the dice man is dating

  3. She looks half way through a celebrity anecdote. He looks like a random pedestrian in the wrong place at the wrong time..

  4. I wonder what kind of cut he gets from her renting her asshole out to middle aged mayoral candidates.

  5. dontkillthemessenger

    When I look at her, the first thing I think is “Anal”.

    When I look at him, the first thing I think is “Anal”.

  6. she’d put her phone down, but she needs to be ready at a moments notice to record anything that goes into her anus.

  7. “OK, there is another semi truck approaching. If she tells one more time about how guys think its so cool that she did anal before vaginal its going down. Just dont wuss out this time.”

  8. Cock Dr

    Ewwwwww

  9. He’s like an OILIER Steven Seagal. Didn’t. Think. It. Was. Possible…

  10. whatever

    great mom, nice to see she pulled through and got herself an education and are so loving and caring of her child, not selfish at all
    having a kid at 16 was her stepping stone,
    seriously though, even the crack addict moms from same show have greater hope for the future than this one, this one is fking up her life on purpose, she has nothing to blame or get cured from addictions…

  11. Oh God, this photo is too much. Ha ha ha. Farrah, you are not supposed to actually take your johns out in public with you.

  12. Does her kid address her as anal mom?

  13. donkeylicks

    My Third Reich Tilda Swinton comment also applies directly to these two.

  14. Ricco seen here modeling the hot new item from Vivid’s Fall line…the nylon undershirt with glued-on pubes.

  15. Joy

    I’m so glad I’m not her.

  16. Fred

    “Chicks dig me because I rarely wear undershirts.”

  17. At least that hoe bag is wearing sensible non-hooker shoes.

  18. More porn please!

  19. “If you don’t want to do anal with me, what did you have in mind?”

  20. What’s the difference between a washing machine and Farrah Abraham? You can dump a load in a washing machine and it won’t follow you around for a week! BAM!!!

  21. cc

    See? Looks are deceiving. Here she looks like about 100,000 of the admin assistants that populate the Toronto. You’d never know she loves to get ass plowed. Makes you think when you are on the subway.

  22. bewbs

    “What would you say if I told you I’m patient 0 in the HIV Porn Scandal?”
    “Duh?”

  23. Okay, I’m starting to come around on this “people who wear hoodies are criminals” thing.

  24. Doesn’t she have a kid? Why is it never with her? Did she shove it back in?

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