Hep hep hooray (?)
“Who do I have to blow for a refill around here? I’m totally serious.”
“You know the cool thing about this dress? -Used to be 100% mosquito netting. The bits you see filled in? Alll bacteria and viruses, baby. I’m like a human cheese mold. A-hah; -And I mean EVERYWHERE, big boy…”
You know a celebrity is really going downhill when they go out in public in their nightgown
“I’m done. Where do I put my urine sample?”
Speaking of the walking dead…
This looks like the front of a Christmas card… ♫ ♪ I’ll be Ho’ for Chrsitmas-s-s-s… ♪ ♫
“Ma, what are you doing? Seriously…. MA! The meat loaf! Fuck…!”
I would still do her
Looks her exact age.
I would, too, still hit that. Ask me again in 10 years.
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