OMG blogger wasn’t kidding about the name.
“No, I’m Paz *Vega*. Paz de la Huerta is the one with her eyes swollen shut.”
“Whatever. Either way, jou are my new Mami, beetch.
-Joss don’ tell Melhaynee, ay- yayyayyayyay!”
Is her Golden Secret maybe pee? Judging by the photo on the right it is. Kim Kardashian pre-ordered about 100 bottles of this stuff.
“I didn’t bring Melanie’s diaper bag. I thought you were going to bring it.”
“You may feel a little prick!… Do not fear… It is mine!”
Thats obviously not Paz Vega, I can’t even smell the alcohol!
Perhaps you’re thinking of Paz de la Huerta?
A Golden Secret is when you pee a little in your pants, but not enough for it to show.
Paz Vega is fucking sexy.
Did you just FAAAAAT? I DEEEEED, I DEEEEED!
“Paz” me sum o dat yo!! (Get it? I’m being ethnic!)
Now we can ALL smell like a guy who sleeps next to Melanie Griffith.
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