Ethan Hawke on the set of 'Cymbeline' in New York City. (September 9, 2013) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
Dilemma – go to hospital or take a selfie?
“Ethan Hawke changed his status to Shock and Blood Loss.”
I replied the exact same way to Kelly Brook after seeing the latest pictures she posted on her Instagram account.
Uma and her Hanzo sword are still really pissed.
Using the new “James Franco” Instagram filter, I see.
That’s no movie makeup, that’s what the studio and investors did to him after that movie he did with Selena Gomez bombed so badly.
That actually is movie makeup. Ethan Hawke just hasn’t bathed since filming “Sinister.”
What do you give a sex addict who broke the word masturbation record?…A phone that can access internet porn.
Just mangled my arm in an industrial accident… Better take a selfie
“Hmmmmmm…according to WebMD, it’s either brain cancer or I’m having a stroke.”
Bah, ’tis a tiny flesh wound, totally inconsequential. As long as the product placement money keeps pouring in.
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