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  1. I bet when she clicks the button on her keychain, it goes “Wookie wookie.”

  2. Urbanspaceman

    Not really a Kardashian.

  3. Cock Dr

    Shopping eases the pain for a precious few moments.

  4. For scale, that vehicle behind her is actually Danny Trejo’s truck from yesterday’s pics.

  5. crb

    Now wait a sec, which is it that the cool kids nowadays are calling “Dubs”? -Those big wheels, or that big ass?

  6. Domingo

    Did somebody made a poopy

  7. She looks really concerned about Lamar.

  8. Odbarc

    *clop clop clop*
    High-heel noise? Nope, she’s doing that barefoot.

  9. donkeylicks

    She had dumps like an aircraft carrier
    Aircraft
    Aircraft
    Guys Like….. Wait, what rhymes with aircraft carrier?

  10. old

    Good god, these people will take money from the worst designers in the world!

  11. I’ve always wondered what the test pattern for a Jumbotron looks like.

  12. Vlad

    Horizontal stripes make you look wider, vertical stripes make you look slimmer, checkerboard patterns just confuse the brain so you don’t know what you’re looking at…unless you happen to be looking at Khloe Kardashian then they become lines of latitude and longitude.

  13. RocketInMyPocket

    That’s an unfortunate outfit.

  14. Even though they are on opposite coasts, Nicole Trunfio and Khloe Kardashian are both decked out in time for the Wear the Ugliest Thing in Your Closet Parade.

  15. cc

    Sure, make slacks out of table cloth when you can get any to fit.

  16. JO JO

    driving around in the rolls royce your are going to get in the divorce settlement makes everything better…

  17. “Whoa,” the paparazzo thought to himself. “When did Jennifer Aniston get such a fat ass? Maybe she really is preg… That’s Khloe?!? Shit, I thought I had the zoom lens on.”

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