Tilda Swinton and Tomas Lemarquis at a photocall for 'Snowpierce' during The 39th Deauville American Film Festival in Deauville, France. (September 7, 2013) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
Just a pitchfork away
Every day is Halloween for Matilda.
“You are my wife.” “Goodbye, city life!”
ok, now I’m going to have dead-eyed children of the corn dreams tonight.
“…and we’re fresh out of corn…”
It’s too bad that Matt Damon has cancer, but at least David Bowie is there to help him through it all.
Frank-n-Furter it’s all over. Your mission is a failure, your lifestyle’s too extreme. I’m your new commander. You are now my prisoner. We return to Transylvania. Prepare the transit beam.
we come in peace
must be famine where they live
Which ones is Tilda? Which one is Tomas? And why do they both look like they should be named Elrond or Pat?
WTF am I looking at?
Now THIS would be the ideal time for Amanda Bynes to comment…
I see what you did there….
They get a bit more lively if you toss them some seed.
Third Reich or not this is what comes of inbreeding.
At first glance, I’m getting a vague Borg queen and Captain Picard. From ‘First Contact.’
the return of the thin white duke throwing darts in lovers eyes…
The movie should’ve been called Creepy and Creepier.
Or the remake of “Powder.”
in a very odd corner of the galaxy,
a man who went by another name,
but now refers to himself as “David Bowie”,
is sitting down for a nice internet-surf on his iPad while chilling with his model wife,
he leans over to her and says, “You know what sweetie? Back in the 70’s and 80’s I reached the absolute pinnacle of andr-
and then he hits TS and sees what’s on this page,
and screams out, “MO-THER-F**KER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
He is mid way through the process of being body snatched…
Not only is one of her eyes heaps higher than the other, they are both looking in seemingly different directions because of their vantage points. Shudder.
The picture just isn’t the same without the pitchfork and the cool little farmhouse in the background.
It’s time to harvest the ugly crop.
Glad to see Heath Ledger finally back.
Oh yeah, now I remember why I refuse to go see foreign films.
It’s obviously a movie about eyebrow theft and sunlight deprivation.
this photo is missing a pitchfork, and a woman, I mean, human
Which one is the dude here?
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