Dane Cook at the 30 Minutes Or Less premiere in Hollywood. (August 8, 2011)
30 Minutes or Less… Just like my career!
“Did you ever hang out with Megan Fox? And she’s all ‘Oh my god oh my god’ and then you go like ‘SHUT YOUR MOUTH BUMPERTHUMBS!'”
The poor man’s Megan Fox and the poor man’s comedian.
Wait until I tell her his manager robbed him blind. *poof*
He thinking to himself, “she has no idea I’m going to stick it in her butt later after I feed her a bunch of pinnacle whipped shots….”
In her experience, it has been 30 seconds or less.
That guy on the left is kinda purty!
Ol’ Chesty McFlatterson here is pretty cute.
These wax statues are soooo lifelike.
Jesus Christ! Look at that fucking asshole. And look at the mouth-breathing shithead that’s standing next to her.
Look guys! I got a girl to go out with me! :D
That’s the first time he’s made anyone laugh. Perhaps it wasn’t him, but the photographer?
Fill him with vinegar and water…he’s a douchebag, right???
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