1. The Ugly Truth

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  2. fartbucket

    30 Minutes or Less… Just like my career!

  3. “Did you ever hang out with Megan Fox? And she’s all ‘Oh my god oh my god’ and then you go like ‘SHUT YOUR MOUTH BUMPERTHUMBS!’”

  4. Hugh Jass

    The poor man’s Megan Fox and the poor man’s comedian.

  5. cc

    Wait until I tell her his manager robbed him blind. *poof*

  6. Tad Bit Tipsy

    He thinking to himself, “she has no idea I’m going to stick it in her butt later after I feed her a bunch of pinnacle whipped shots….”

  7. tlmck

    In her experience, it has been 30 seconds or less.

  8. Forever unfunny.

  9. Knee Grow

    That guy on the left is kinda purty!

  10. DeucePickle

    Ol’ Chesty McFlatterson here is pretty cute.

  11. dontkillthemessenger

    These wax statues are soooo lifelike.

  12. Jesus Christ! Look at that fucking asshole. And look at the mouth-breathing shithead that’s standing next to her.

  13. Jill_Ess

    Look guys! I got a girl to go out with me! :D

  14. Dirk Diggler

    That’s the first time he’s made anyone laugh. Perhaps it wasn’t him, but the photographer?

  15. Fandy

    Fill him with vinegar and water…he’s a douchebag, right???

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