How to age with dignity

Amazing, he managed to top Depp for old man that dresses like a douchebag. Well done Steven.

Oh Alanis,…. “You Oughta Know” better…

What people couldn’t figure out was why he kept saying he was there to see Aerosmith, and that he’s a big fan of theirs.

Showing off Versace’s new “Aging Rock Star” line–for when you need leather below and Depends up top.

“You’ll be the first modern-day pirate, Jerry!”

And so the Pink Taco douchebag three peat is now complete.

I don’t think Aerosmith wanted him there.

“This is the manager over at the Pink Taco. We’ve completely run out of Geritol. Do you have any we can buy?!?”

Oh, there he is… Thank you, Fish Dude, for posting Steven’s picture. I think he’s cute and a very snappy dresser.

Fuck this guy.

I wonder if he has any secret tattoos, you know the kind that Mick Jagger will never see…

Dad got into Liv’s wardrobe again.

Unlike Seinfeld, Steven likes the puffy shirt.

“Yeah, I know I’m fucking late. You try getting leather pants over Depends.”

This site is all Janice Dickinson all the time now.

Look at those legs. How has he not broken a hip yet?!?

I’m guessing he didn’t get anything to eat at Pink Taco. He was probably still full from the seniors’ early-bird special at Denny’s before the show.

The pants slid up when he got out of the car

Are you sure it’s not the “After Death Party”?

Crap! Another Pirates movie?

Poor Steven Tyler! He didn’t survive the party. Someone mistook him for a swizzle stick and he drowned.

Oh no! The geriatric gibbon has escaped from his cage!!!

Oh thank god! I seriously thought this was Janice from the thumbnail.