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  1. How to age with dignity

  2. El Jefe

    Amazing, he managed to top Depp for old man that dresses like a douchebag. Well done Steven.

  3. Johnny P!

    Oh Alanis,…. “You Oughta Know” better…

  4. What people couldn’t figure out was why he kept saying he was there to see Aerosmith, and that he’s a big fan of theirs.

  5. EricLr

    Showing off Versace’s new “Aging Rock Star” line–for when you need leather below and Depends up top.

  6. Anthony

    “You’ll be the first modern-day pirate, Jerry!”

  7. And so the Pink Taco douchebag three peat is now complete.

  8. I don’t think Aerosmith wanted him there.

  9. it had to be said

    “This is the manager over at the Pink Taco. We’ve completely run out of Geritol. Do you have any we can buy?!?”

  10. Heathrow

    Oh, there he is… Thank you, Fish Dude, for posting Steven’s picture. I think he’s cute and a very snappy dresser.

  11. Katrina

    I wonder if he has any secret tattoos, you know the kind that Mick Jagger will never see…

  12. The Brown Streak

    Dad got into Liv’s wardrobe again.

  13. tlmck

    Unlike Seinfeld, Steven likes the puffy shirt.

  14. RHawk

    “Yeah, I know I’m fucking late. You try getting leather pants over Depends.”

  15. Queef Sister

    This site is all Janice Dickinson all the time now.

  16. Look at those legs. How has he not broken a hip yet?!?

  17. I’m guessing he didn’t get anything to eat at Pink Taco. He was probably still full from the seniors’ early-bird special at Denny’s before the show.

  18. Frunken

    The pants slid up when he got out of the car

  19. Frank The Duck

    Are you sure it’s not the “After Death Party”?

  20. Bionic_Crouton

    Crap! Another Pirates movie?

  21. Poor Steven Tyler! He didn’t survive the party. Someone mistook him for a swizzle stick and he drowned.

  22. Oh no! The geriatric gibbon has escaped from his cage!!!

  23. Billebuoy

    Oh thank god! I seriously thought this was Janice from the thumbnail.

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