1. Apparently the Pink Taco after party was a bit party for middle aged to eldery guys who like to dress like douchebags

  2. You know you’ve done a lot of drugs when you have to employ a professional steerer…

  3. El Jefe

    Seriously, his look is just over the top douchebag now. Time to dial is back Depp.

  4. Johnny P!

    Johnny Bidet (King of Douches) attends an afterparty for a past-it’s-best-by date band at a place that who’s name (The Pink Taco) was cheekily funny a few years ago, wearing retro shit.
    Time for another Tim Burton project/ Pirate movie, Johnny?

  5. Perplexity

    Trying to out “Steven Tyler” Steven Tyler.

  6. Accessories by Miss Sally’s Preschool Art Class.

  7. EricLr

    No, no, Mr. Depp, you can’t just challenge everyone to a karmic love-dust competition.

  8. Heathrow

    Where’s Steven Tyler? I want to see pictures of Steven, not of this rag bag. Steven’s hot!

  9. The Brown Streak

    This is not bad exposure…the epicness of all the whiteness betrays us.

  10. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    It’s like the last normal thought in his head tied his scarf in to a ladder and escaped

  11. Animal

    That ever-present hat must’ve come with adhesive inside.

  12. lori

    What, are you like, 50 now? Grow up.

  13. A picture is usually worth a thousand words but this one has only four:
    “I’m allllll fucked up.”

  14. Frunken

    Has it been long enough that I can reference “come at me, bro” without sounding like a meme troll?

  15. Bionic_Crouton

    “I dare you! call me Russel Brand again!”

  16. Bigalkie

    He looks like a drunken, ugly woman.

  17. Blech

    He wears way more make-up than I do.

    I hate Johnny Depp now…

  18. Fuck all y’all. I like Johnny Depp. Incredible actor. Funny as hell. All around stand up guy.

    • Devilish Diva

      If Ashton Kutcher dressed like this, I’d howl with laughter and try to rake him over the coals even from my little laptop perch but Johnny Depp gets a pass from me. We don’t have that many talented actors who don’t shove themselves in our faces 24/7.

  19. How can a person dressed like that look in the mirror and think “Lookin’ good, I think I’ll go to a concert!”

    I don’t think I really want any of the drugs he’s been taking.

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