The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 8.7.12
Johnny Depp at Pink Taco for the afterparty for the Aerosmith concert at the Hollywood bowl in Los Angeles. (August 6, 2012)
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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
Apparently the Pink Taco after party was a bit party for middle aged to eldery guys who like to dress like douchebags
Obvi. It’s an aerosmith concert-Steven Tyler is the lead singer.
You know you’ve done a lot of drugs when you have to employ a professional steerer…
Seriously, his look is just over the top douchebag now. Time to dial is back Depp.
Johnny Bidet (King of Douches) attends an afterparty for a past-it’s-best-by date band at a place that who’s name (The Pink Taco) was cheekily funny a few years ago, wearing retro shit.
Time for another Tim Burton project/ Pirate movie, Johnny?
Trying to out “Steven Tyler” Steven Tyler.
Accessories by Miss Sally’s Preschool Art Class.
No, no, Mr. Depp, you can’t just challenge everyone to a karmic love-dust competition.
Where’s Steven Tyler? I want to see pictures of Steven, not of this rag bag. Steven’s hot!
This is not bad exposure…the epicness of all the whiteness betrays us.
It’s like the last normal thought in his head tied his scarf in to a ladder and escaped
That ever-present hat must’ve come with adhesive inside.
I regret to point out that he simply never bathes.
*vomit*
What, are you like, 50 now? Grow up.
A picture is usually worth a thousand words but this one has only four:
“I’m allllll fucked up.”
Has it been long enough that I can reference “come at me, bro” without sounding like a meme troll?
“I dare you! call me Russel Brand again!”
He looks like a drunken, ugly woman.
Come to think of it, he looks like Eva Longoria.
It can’t be un-seen…
He wears way more make-up than I do.
I hate Johnny Depp now…
Fuck all y’all. I like Johnny Depp. Incredible actor. Funny as hell. All around stand up guy.
If Ashton Kutcher dressed like this, I’d howl with laughter and try to rake him over the coals even from my little laptop perch but Johnny Depp gets a pass from me. We don’t have that many talented actors who don’t shove themselves in our faces 24/7.
How can a person dressed like that look in the mirror and think “Lookin’ good, I think I’ll go to a concert!”
I don’t think I really want any of the drugs he’s been taking.