oink, oink

Wow. She’s got the nostrils of a Lohan.

hoochie hoops

I’d mock her, but I want to see where that can of Red Bull is headed first.

I’m tired of having to use sunglasses to view celebrities. Please get out in the sun a little more.

How do you camel toe a dress?

With a nose like that, she can snort anyone under the table.

Coke (bottle) nostrils.

…and all that said, this is still the most presentable I’ve ever seen her.

It looks like a couple of Lakers tag teamed her nostrils.

never seen anything this gross

The hell? What gives, Pheebs? Don’t go out in public on laundry day, have your slave do the errands. You should be dressed in something made of rhinestones and peacock feathers. And plastic hoop earrings from Claire’s.