superficial

  1. Some hardcore lesbian shit is about to go down.

  2. El Jefe

    One of the lost Willis sisters?

  3. Dina Crackwhore

    I’d like to do a little with those eliza’s!

  4. Johnny P!

    Eliza DoesLittle for me.

  5. Perplexity

    Aptly named rack for what it does for me.

  6. EricLr

    Soon my plan will be complete, and everyone in the world will have curly hair, bwahahahahah!!!!!

  7. Contusion

    Did they have a discount on spiral perms this week?

  8. it had to be said

    “I’d like to have her ride MY handlebars . . .”

  9. DeucePickle

    Wonder how she knows the drummer for Def Leppard

  10. Lesbian poodles.

  11. The Brown Streak

    Her future’s so bright, even her boobs wear shades.

  12. Even the woman next to her is like “Bitch please!”

  13. tlmck

    I’ve heard of dog walkers, but bike walkers?

  14. Gabe Kaplan

    “She’s so wasted, she doesn’t even notice I’m stealing her bike!”

  15. EricHarris

    who still wears watches?
    get with the times bitch

  16. That’s what I call a five-beer beauty. After five beers she looks beautiful.

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