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Well, I’ll be darned. Turns out Hallmark does make a “I’ll blow you for a movie role” card after all!
Light as a feather, flat as a board.
So which card says “Let me be your rebound Rob!” the best?
I thought Pippa would be in London with the games going on and all.
She’s got a negative ass. It curves inwards.
Inside it says, “Sorry about your ass”. From Hallmark–when you care to send the very best.
#FailTail
She is wasting away….
wow, she needs to do some squats and eat some friggin protein stat.
She’s fucking hot. Flat ass be damned.
She is buying a “butt increaser”…
Kim should donate to her 20 pounds of butt… Would be a gentle act.
“Gah! So many words! I wish these birthday cards would have more pictures on them!”
She’s getting a “wish you were here” card for her ass.
She looked great in the Sobe ads. I’ll bet if she played her cards right she could get the Geico account as well.
I’m not into big asses so she looks pretty hot to me.
(On the card)
I’m a fat and bald man who like gravy
(Flips card)
I live with my Mother, call me maybe?