1. EricLr

    Well, I’ll be darned. Turns out Hallmark does make a “I’ll blow you for a movie role” card after all!

  2. El Jefe

    Light as a feather, flat as a board.

  3. Happy_Evil_Dude

    So which card says “Let me be your rebound Rob!” the best?

  4. I thought Pippa would be in London with the games going on and all.

  5. Oscar

    She’s got a negative ass. It curves inwards.

  6. Inside it says, “Sorry about your ass”. From Hallmark–when you care to send the very best.

  7. vgrly

    She is wasting away….

  8. lily

    wow, she needs to do some squats and eat some friggin protein stat.

  9. She’s fucking hot. Flat ass be damned.

  10. Kojak

    She is buying a “butt increaser”…

  11. Kojak

    Kim should donate to her 20 pounds of butt… Would be a gentle act.

  12. The Brown Streak

    “Gah! So many words! I wish these birthday cards would have more pictures on them!”

  13. She’s getting a “wish you were here” card for her ass.

  14. She looked great in the Sobe ads. I’ll bet if she played her cards right she could get the Geico account as well.

  15. EricHarris

    I’m not into big asses so she looks pretty hot to me.

  16. Bionic_Crouton

    (On the card)
    I’m a fat and bald man who like gravy
    (Flips card)
    I live with my Mother, call me maybe?

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