superficial

  1. Reese doing her best Jon Favreau impersonation

  2. Happy_Evil_Dude

    Wait, so she’s pregnant AND has a penis? I’m confused…

  3. SHHHH Rob, the paparazzi are watching.. Do you want me to smuggle you to Pinkberry or not?

  4. Perplexity

    Santa Monica authorities are on the lookout for someone leaving size 6 shoe impact craters on city sidewalks.

  5. EricLr

    …Wait, did your belly just scream “Help, I’m Robert Pattinson”?

  6. vgrly

    She is not carrying it well.

  7. Also present but not captioned: Robert Pattinson

  8. Billebuoy

    I’m beginning to think she actually looked better in the stripes

  9. Bionic_Crouton

    She’s got the moves like Jabba

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