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  1. The Inredible Bulk

  2. Johnny P!

    Big, Ugly, Fat Pig.

  3. Wow, looks like Tony Soprano is in Witness Protection…

  4. Perplexity

    Are all fat bastards mouth breathers? Apparently so.

  5. EricLr

    This was taken shortly after that unfortunate incident with those well-meaning marine biologists who tried to put him back to sea.

  6. Jon Fatvreau .

  7. He’s gearing up for the title role in “Mike Scioscia: The Later Years”

  8. Alice Pooper

    blubberosaurus

  9. K-tron

    Apparently, this beach encourages motorboating.

  10. Chris Christie in Hawaii investigating birth certificates and buffets

  11. DeucePickle

    At least with the shirt on, we won’t know how big his gut is…pretty brilliant.

  12. At least now his body is proportionate with that gigantic pumpkin head.

  13. kimmykimkim

    I’m going to need more hands.

  14. I DID NOT eat his liver with some Favreau beans and a nice chianti.

  15. Cock Dr

    It’s not often you see celebrity C cup moobs.

  16. It’s sad because you can see from his chest that he was once fit. Too bad his stomach says “pregnant with octuplets.”

  17. Ironically, most women would kill for those C cups.

  18. The Brown Streak

    Ironic there’s an ad for good nutrition at the top of the page right now. I’d take a screenshot but I’m too fat and lazy.

  19. If this guy was my wing man I would look so good.

  20. Anonymous

    It’s like if Kim Kardashian’s ass was moved and replaced right below her tits.

  21. Emma Watson's Vagina

    i think Victoria Silvstedt will get an orgasm if she sees this guy.

  22. I'm A Jerk

    So not money.

  23. tlmck

    I think his 48 pack abs look good.

  24. Joe

    It’s good he wore the shirt. Really hides the flab.

  25. Buddy The Elf

    The Swingers Curse.

  26. Scott

    You see this guy? This is the guy who ate the guy behind the guy.

  27. Uh oh. I hope this doesn’t mean there’s a really bald Jeremy Piven ready to shoot the “PCU Reunion” movie.

  28. Neo

    I think the sport shirt makes him look trim. Now, if he wants to up his game…sports bra. :D

  29. Neo

    Swimming WITH a shirt on? Why god, why? Why, would you deny me the pleasure of looking at those huge mounds of man flesh.

  30. Bionic_Crouton

    The pig is there now the Hawaiians can have their Luau.

  31. squishy

    I see why the turn to directing, oh so many years ago, when the realization that leading man wasn’t in the books hit him, between Big Mac courses….

  32. kdk

    Huh, I guess Jessica Simpson really does wear a wig. Welp, I just lost $5…

  33. Bigalkie

    Le Dolce Vita Jon!

  34. Urvag

    Get this guy a manziere stat!

  35. Swearin

    Jeez, pump some iron, man.

  36. anny_nonomous

    Hey, look– a picture more offencive than the last one of Madonna.

  37. mac

    Clearly he’s not there for the surfing

  38. So he must be the look alike for jessica simpson.

  39. Beaver Underground

    Obviously, after hearing he won’t direct Iron Man 3 only one word came to mind, comfort food.

  40. Jarrod

    Tony Stark drinks way too much now. All those calories.

  41. Art Crow

    Didn’t anybody tell Chaz Bono that after you cut them off they grow back bigger?

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