Jimmy Fallon is vanilla pudding.
Mick = Mid-seizure.
Much like a lizard licking it’s own eye, Mick can clean his own ear, once his tongue maneuvers past the leathery cheek. Jimmy doesn’t approve of Mick vast talents.
Did I tell you that when I was a kid, gas was cheaper?
Did I tell you how you kids today with your Twitter boxes are worse at everything?
Grandpa Mick, could you tell me about the games of the first Olympiad again?
Does Mick have a handicapped Olympic tag so he can sit closer?
Mick’s giving me a great idea for a new Rolling Stones logo aimed at the senior set.
Mrs. Fallon: Jimmy he’s doing it again.
Jimmy Fallon: I know…just ignore him. Eventually he’ll get bored and go away.
“Jumpin’ Jack Flash I got gas gas gas.”
Run little gymnasts! He’s hungry!
Now was probably not the best time for his grandson to come out of the closet and reveal himself to be….gasp….an American.
“I will get those damn goonies!”
FYI – Tardive Dyskinesia – TD is primarily characterized by random movements in the tongue and lips due to prolonged exposure to antipsychotic treatment.
You can’t fool me. I know they’re watching Shame.
Mick’s tongue is basically a pussy compass.
Jimmy Fallon is starting to look like Tim Curry
and Mick Jagger is starting to look like….Mumra??
Ireland’s best medal chance is Katie Taylor, a boxer. We’re hoping she beats up some other athletes and takes theirs.
The Olympics are such a great, inspiring event: they even managed to get Stephen Hawking to ditch his glasses and wheelchair, and stand on his own 2 feet for once. Unfortunately his lack of motor control was still noticable in his oral area.
Thats the ugliest pez dispenser ever.
Mick has learned a new method of ventriloquism. He throws his voice simply by talking and pointing his tongue in the direction he wants his words to travel.
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