Something tells me this isn’t the first time his body and face has been in that post.
where’s my fucking edit button?
This motorcycle makes my dick bigger than Matt Damon’s.
Nothing about him says “Spy”, “Agent” or” International Man of Intrigue”…
Yep, and didn’t Tom Cruise already do that for one of his recent film openings…
OHHHH YEAAHH!!! This is how Tom Cruise rides me…er.. I mean, this is how I ride this manly motorcycle…
Tom, I’m on my way.
“I can get 70 miles to the gallon on this hog.”
“Woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo, nyuk, nyuk”
I’m looking forward to the Bourne Legacy.
He must have gotten the optional saddle horn.
He names his bike “Speed” and his van “Rufie”
The only “Speed”y thing about this movie is how quickly it’s going to go to video.
“Yes Jeremy. We want you to start it up and ride it away.”
If you can read the back of my tux, Jedward fell off.
That manly man can actually ride a real motorcycle all by himself? And with a “tough guy” look on his face? I believe I may swoon.
That expression is either “Fuck yeah, look how heterosexual I am!” or “Fuck you, Disney, I make Hawkeye badass and this Bourne movie proves I can carry a franchise!”
“She’s going from Suck to Blow!”
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