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  1. If the “cover” refers to a burlap sack, I can totally see it.

  2. Johnny P!

    Looks like Avon is about to take the lead as the new ‘Cosmetics Giant’.

  3. El Jefe

    Pink, Covergirl, seriously?

  4. Perplexity

    Pink, posing for her new “I Shat Myself” line of scents.

  5. EricLr

    It’s part of the new Covergirl “Skank” line. For all your trailer park needs.

  6. Dina Crackwhore

    I can’t tell if an alien is about to rip out of her stomach, or if she is the alien that just ripped out of someone else’s…

  7. Looks like she’s trying to take a shit.

  8. Katie

    As we speak, Covergirl is poring over the contract looking for an out.

  9. More like coverup girl – we know what she looks like under all that pancake makeup.

  10. Alice Pooper

    Blow me

  11. Is it attractive at all when that area on a woman is bared and you can’t see anything?

    • Snack pack

      Can’t see anything? I can see her face. I can see her gut. So the answer is “No. Not attractive at all.” Covergirl whiffed on this one.

  12. She was obviously hired as the before pictures

  13. DeucePickle

    Well, if this helps Covergirl sell more of their “Sternum Foundation”, then, good move.

  14. Contusion

    Same photo, 15 years running.

    • Raaaaaaaa

      FOREVER posing with her tummy pushed out. most girls stop doing that when they are no longer 8 years old and in their bathing suits

  15. kimmykimkim

    Ellen was a better Covergirl.

  16. lily

    her right arm is about to pop. what a hideous outfit….not becoming on her body shape.

  17. Looks like Covergirl now has a rabies inspired line of cosmetics.

  18. it had to be said

    Nice Puss. Someone at Covergirl just got fired.

  19. Cock Dr

    Covergirl goes for the lesbian bull dyke demographic. Yeah, that will sell a lot of girly pink makeup.

  20. Tiger

    Favreau should lend her some tits.

  21. Pretty soon they’ll be using her to sell bras due to her huge tits.

  22. The Brown Streak

    When did Cover Girl get bought out by Cracked?

  23. Nothing says punk rock rebellion like mimicking a fourteen year old when you are forty.

  24. tlmck

    All the ad execs at Covergirl just had a stroke.

  25. Joe

    This is what happens when you have the sharts on the red carpet.

  26. The Pope

    Those moles are the closest thing to nipples we’ve seen on the Superficial in a looooooong time.

  27. Neo

    Hi! I’m sassy!

  28. Bionic_Crouton

    So Covergirl has decided to appeal to the long sought after drag queen market.

  29. Covergirl hires one blind guy, and look what happens…

  30. Sheppy

    That dress displays nothing interesting. What’s the point?

  31. Lord Invader

    I was totally impressed the Covergirl line of makeup products until I realized this was not, in fact, Brigitte Nielsen after a makeover.

  32. She apparently thinks Covergirl makes toothpaste…

  33. Blech

    Me: “Do you hear a crack yet, Pink?”
    Pink: “Nnnno.”
    Me: “Smile harder.”

  34. Pine Table Fever

    The new face of Covergirl? She’s been hired to stand at their office reception and open the door.

  35. Andie

    I think she’ll make a good CoverGirl. When she’s not making a weird face, she’s actually quite beautiful.

  36. CK

    “CoverUp Girl”, maybe.

  37. Billson

    Majin Buu as a Covergirl model? It’s about time Dragonball Z got more exposure.

  38. noget

    Feel sorry for all the boys! This is what they have to look at if the girls bite this ad campaign. There must be some women man haters in that Marketing Dept.

  39. jasper

    Who did you expect after they changed their slogan to “Cheesy, skeezy, meh Cover Girl”?

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