superficial

  1. Is her “boyfriend” and backup dancer like JLo’s too?

  2. Perplexity

    Poor bastard.

  3. EricLr

    Kudos to the Photoshop genius who cleaned the sludge out of that water.

  4. Johnny P!

    Ah, a birthing pool… how nice.
    But I thought she’d already decided to be re-born as the New Madonna a few years ago…

  5. Taylor, all you had to do was pull her down for 4 minutes max…
    You failed us, sir… You failed us all…

  6. El Jefe

    So Taylor Kinney is really gay as I always suspected.

  7. Emma Watson's Vagina

    dude you are supposed to kiss on the mouth not the side cheeks. this is not a choreographed kissing scene. oh wait nevermind.

  8. DeucePickle

    please tell me that’s a pool of mercury.

  9. kimmykimkim

    Hot!

    Yeah, I know. Thumb me down.

  10. So now she smells like chlorine and desperation.

  11. She looks like a fairground whore to me…..signed, Madonna

  12. vgrly

    Is she giving a water birth little monster?

  13. it had to be said

    Not pictured: the poor bastard who took this picture.

  14. tom

    Why do I have the feeling that everything she is doing is overmarketed and fake?

  15. Lindsay Gee

    you know when you are walking down a street and you see either a good looking guy or gal with an ugly partner….yea, this is one of those situations~

  16. jasper

    “Doodie!”
    “Spaulding! No!”

  17. Yo, Taylor…yeah you, Taylor Kinney…she ain’t THAT fuckin’ good!

  18. Bigalkie

    Yawn

  19. Raaaaaaaa

    always one to push artistic boundaries, she has surgically removed 70% of her body and is now just a torso+calves. but where to from here, gaga?! where to from here?!?!?!

  20. catapostrophe

    Weird mouth.

  21. This pic only makes sense if that’s a pool of Purell.

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