Jennifer Garner demonstrates her auditioning skills

She just found out her age.

What’s that? A 5-caret diamond? Nice going, Affleck.

Little known JGarner factoid: She can outbelch anyone, anywhere, anytime.

Just realized that in her haste to attend this event, she accidentally diapered the roast and put the baby in the oven…

Surprise buttsects.

pretty dress. shes classy…a rare find.

. . . and she yodels!

Looks like Dinklage is there too.

This explains why she’s pregnant all the time. All you have to do is touch her and somehow the magic inside her begins. I’m starting to think she’s not human.

She’s got a purty mouth.

Looks like she can audition for two roles at the same time.

She let her kids do her make up.

EMOTE

She just saw J.Lo approach her husband, Ben Affleck.

I still Love her, and maybe always will

Seacrest still has it!

I think I could probably make it fit.

Mary Tyler Moore much?

I think she’s trying to tell us something…

She looks beautiful in this photo. A task not easily accomplished by a mediocre-looking woman.

never go full rhoda morgenstern.

She just heard Ben Affleck brag: You see that mouth, still barely fits in there!

The blow up doll joke is just too easy with this one.