superficial

  1. Happy_Evil_Dude

    Jennifer Garner demonstrates her auditioning skills

  2. EricLr

    She just found out her age.

  3. What’s that? A 5-caret diamond? Nice going, Affleck.

  4. Perplexity

    Little known JGarner factoid: She can outbelch anyone, anywhere, anytime.

  5. Johnny P!

    Just realized that in her haste to attend this event, she accidentally diapered the roast and put the baby in the oven…

  6. Surprise buttsects.

  7. lily

    pretty dress. shes classy…a rare find.

  8. it had to be said

    . . . and she yodels!

  9. The Pope

    Looks like Dinklage is there too.

  10. The Brown Streak

    This explains why she’s pregnant all the time. All you have to do is touch her and somehow the magic inside her begins. I’m starting to think she’s not human.

  11. She’s got a purty mouth.

  12. Looks like she can audition for two roles at the same time.

  13. Bionic_Crouton

    She let her kids do her make up.

  14. Bigalkie

    EMOTE

  15. Devilish Diva

    She just saw J.Lo approach her husband, Ben Affleck.

  16. I still Love her, and maybe always will

  17. BK5000

    Seacrest still has it!

  18. Boof

    I think I could probably make it fit.

  19. journalschism

    Mary Tyler Moore much?

  20. Blech

    I think she’s trying to tell us something…

  21. She looks beautiful in this photo. A task not easily accomplished by a mediocre-looking woman.

  22. mbcl

    never go full rhoda morgenstern.

  23. Beaver Underground

    She just heard Ben Affleck brag: You see that mouth, still barely fits in there!

  24. BbyBluThghHghs

    The blow up doll joke is just too easy with this one.

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