The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 8.7.12
Hayden Panettiere posted this pic of herself fondly remembering oral sex with Wladimir Klitschko to Twitter. (August 5, 2012)
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And that is a normal sized microphone!
*rimshot*
It’s the wrong color for a Kardashian though.
http://instantrimshot.com/
wow i didn’t know they had those old microphones lying around like that.
Spraypaint it black and let’s be done with Kim K once and for all.
She does like big microphones.
Finally, a leading lady for Dinklage.
whispers*
“I’m going to fit you inside me…you’ll see.”
Those are the very same words that made Klitschko fall in love with her. Brought a few tears to their eyes (for different reasns).
It was totally obvious where the comments were headed with this one, but what’s with Photo Boy taking punchlines out of our hands? *sniff* I thought this was *our* time to shine……
Oh, c’mon, let him have this. Photo Boy gives so much and asks for so little.
I want her to step up to my mic.
Can you hear me now?
lol. shes cute.
what does this girl actually DO for a living these days???
I think you’re looking at it.
Fucking hipsters with their vintage microphone statues.
I’d scoop her up in my hand and take her home.
Somewhere there’s a desk lamp trying to look after two torches on her own
You have no idea how happy I am to see this.
Nothing says “short” like “can’t reach the microphone.”
“Step up and take the Kim Kardashian challenge little lady”
I always knew she was tiny, but I didn’t know it was a progressive condition.
Oh, God no. She’s better when she doesn’t speak, especially into something that’ll amplify her voice.
so huge this mic like this~
That thing is in Nashville.