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  1. And that is a normal sized microphone!

    *rimshot*

  2. Emma Watson's Vagina

    wow i didn’t know they had those old microphones lying around like that.

  3. Johnny P!

    Spraypaint it black and let’s be done with Kim K once and for all.

  4. El Jefe

    She does like big microphones.

  5. Finally, a leading lady for Dinklage.

  6. DeucePickle

    whispers*
    “I’m going to fit you inside me…you’ll see.”

    • blah

      Those are the very same words that made Klitschko fall in love with her. Brought a few tears to their eyes (for different reasns).

  7. It was totally obvious where the comments were headed with this one, but what’s with Photo Boy taking punchlines out of our hands? *sniff* I thought this was *our* time to shine……

  8. I want her to step up to my mic.

  9. it had to be said

    Can you hear me now?

  10. lily

    lol. shes cute.

  11. mamamiasweetpeaches

    what does this girl actually DO for a living these days???

  12. Fucking hipsters with their vintage microphone statues.

  13. tlmck

    I’d scoop her up in my hand and take her home.

  14. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    Somewhere there’s a desk lamp trying to look after two torches on her own

  15. You have no idea how happy I am to see this.

  16. Nothing says “short” like “can’t reach the microphone.”

  17. Frank The Duck

    “Step up and take the Kim Kardashian challenge little lady”

  18. I always knew she was tiny, but I didn’t know it was a progressive condition.

  19. Swearin

    Oh, God no. She’s better when she doesn’t speak, especially into something that’ll amplify her voice.

  20. so huge this mic like this~

  21. Clueless

    That thing is in Nashville.

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