“Look at the tits on this guy!”
Reporter: “Cuba is there a single person left in the world who remembers you as a respected actor?”
“Don’t look at the face…look at the tits!”
“You think you’re so cool with your ‘two-for-one’ specials, don’t you Corey Feldman? Well, look what I got for only $199! Beat tha-What do you mean you charge $200? Rip off!”
“I got my white girl!”
“HA! I bet you didn’t even know your mom was out of the house!”
Photog: “Show me the HONEY!”
“Look! I found a white woman who actually paid to see Boat Trip!”
“Many heroic African American men fought, struggled and gave their lives so I could make Snow Dogs and date really mediocre white women.”
Looks just like a young Candice Bergen right?
PSCHYE! -Joan Van Ark in a Mission Impossible facemask! -PUNK’D, BRO!!
Ok, where’s Ashton?…
Not even one “show me the mammary” joke?
…the thing about this guy is; he’s looked 42 since he was 18, so, he’s got the whole “ageless” thing going for him…
“THIS boob… is my favorite.”
“You think THAT’S a titty? Just wait till you see my momma.”
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Sara Kapfer and Cuba Gooding Jr. at the premiere of 'The Butler' in New York City. (August 5, 2013) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN