1. Odbarc

    There’s nothing funny to say about all these pictures and then you end up with Dane Cook. Ironic.

  2. “Sometimes I want to wear a suit. You ever do that? Wear a suit? Well, I want to. And I can walk around and be like, ‘I’m so important in my suit.’ And I can go up to people and be like POW I’M IMPORTANT.”

  3. EricLR

    Will *YOU* like me? Please?

  4. ThisWillHurt

    “Dane, what do you have to say to people who think your act is overrated, redundant, and childish?”
    “R-r-r-r-reeeeeaaaaar! Er-er-er-er! Boom! And be all like, waaaaaaah-wa-wa-wa-waaaaaah! And walk like, bee-hoop-bee-hoop, and shit! Y’know!”

  5. Senor Trout

    ‘So, Dane, what attracted you to the role?’

    ‘Well, its like this. Planes, believe it or not, is a total rip-off of this old movie called Cars, right? Like, the whole idea is a total copy of this other show. And for some reason, that fact alone totally appealed to me and made me want to do the movie…I’m not sure why that is.”

    “Oh, I think we all know.”

  6. Jenn

    So, he’s in a movie that’s a copy of another,better movie. Yeah, that’s Dane.

  7. “Am I still funny?”

    Nope, you were never funny.

  8. His head looks like the end of a No. 2 pencil.

  9. BB

    “Did you just call *moi* a douchebag?”

  10. tlmck

    At least he’s got one thing on most guys. He got to see Jessica Alba up close in her underwear.

  11. “Retarded Ryan Reynolds, could we ask you a few questions about what it’s like to look like the Bizarro version of Ryan Reynolds?!”
    “I like cats!”

  12. cc

    I heard he was funny once. Er, let me me fix the grammar…I heard there was one occasion where he was funny.

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