There’s nothing funny to say about all these pictures and then you end up with Dane Cook. Ironic.
That was the most brilliant comment I’ve ever had the pleasure of reading.
“Sometimes I want to wear a suit. You ever do that? Wear a suit? Well, I want to. And I can walk around and be like, ‘I’m so important in my suit.’ And I can go up to people and be like POW I’M IMPORTANT.”
You out cooked Cook. This is awesome
Will *YOU* like me? Please?
“Dane, what do you have to say to people who think your act is overrated, redundant, and childish?”
“R-r-r-r-reeeeeaaaaar! Er-er-er-er! Boom! And be all like, waaaaaaah-wa-wa-wa-waaaaaah! And walk like, bee-hoop-bee-hoop, and shit! Y’know!”
‘So, Dane, what attracted you to the role?’
‘Well, its like this. Planes, believe it or not, is a total rip-off of this old movie called Cars, right? Like, the whole idea is a total copy of this other show. And for some reason, that fact alone totally appealed to me and made me want to do the movie…I’m not sure why that is.”
“Oh, I think we all know.”
So, he’s in a movie that’s a copy of another,better movie. Yeah, that’s Dane.
“Am I still funny?”
Nope, you were never funny.
His head looks like the end of a No. 2 pencil.
“Did you just call *moi* a douchebag?”
At least he’s got one thing on most guys. He got to see Jessica Alba up close in her underwear.
So did everyone in the front row at “Sin City,” but you don’t see frat douches worshipping them.
“Retarded Ryan Reynolds, could we ask you a few questions about what it’s like to look like the Bizarro version of Ryan Reynolds?!”
“I like cats!”
I heard he was funny once. Er, let me me fix the grammar…I heard there was one occasion where he was funny.
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