“Unfair to payor but not to payee. But you’re gonna pay it, or else! “
“I want a medium rare t-bone and a bottle of whiskey… And there better be 5 vaginas ready for me to kick!”
that’s…umm…that’s not really a phone, is it?
He’s screaming into a copy of Gideon’s bible.
He lifted a ten key off of someone’s desk.
“I’ve brought my daughter a satchel of “cookies”. Oprah better let me up there!”
Yeah, well you tell TMZ that I’m on the verge of getting a Lindsay scoop…just as soon as I can find out where she lives. And tell them I’ll also need an advance to buy a crowbar.
“Reschedule my vagina kicking to 2:30. I have a drunken-wall-punching-fit at 1 and I don’t want them to conflict.”
“I swear I will CUNT PUNT YOU!”
Into women’s wallet he just stole off a table: “it’s Lohan! Buy low sell high! Business stuff!!
“Yeah, I got Lindsay’s cord blood right here. They say it might be useful later in life for curing diseases and what the fuck ever but it can be yours for $60 bucks and a Wendy’s value meal with a large Frosty. Alright, you keep the $60 cash and throw in a chili. Deal. Any interest in Ali’s?”
SAYS WHO I CAN’T MAKE A PHONE CALL ON MY RC-MONSTER TRUCK BATTERY PACK!??
DOES WAYNE BRADY HAVE TO SMACK A BITCH!!!?!!
basura blanca – roja entrepierna
“I have naked photos of Lindsey Lohan for sale…What do you mean you already have some! That’s my baby girl! I’ll kill you!”
“Conservatorship. How do I get one?”
The only person on this Earth that’s a bigger piece of shit than this asshole is Donald Trump.
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Michael Lohan in New York City. (August 5, 2013) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
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