Breathalyzer? But her Mom’s driving.
“gimme a six pack of those Midori jello syringes to go”
They appear to be returning from a funeral.
Who’s career died?
Thats a vaporizer, shes a heavy addict.
Wow. Her mom is like a 5 year older version of her.
Which one is the mom?
Her mother has grown so cold now that she’s permanently surrounded by an ice fog.
She’s found a way to vapourize her cuntiness. It’ll be available in sores soon.
No, I’m pretty sure the first one was right too.
I liked the original.
Smokeless cigarette. You never saw one? You need to “sleep” the computer and go outside once in awhile.
Not as funny.
She’s so annoying, she smokes a vaporizer and looks like she’s playing a ditty on a flute. It’s not even a cool one about Jack and Diane.
“Dammit, this thing’s not working at all. I think it’s just a regular duck call, not the ‘career call’ the guy selling these on the corner said it was.”
Her mom looks as frigid as she is.
She’s a vapor girl.
Ohhhh, c’mon. Her husband’s peepee has got to be bigger than that, doesn’t it?
That’s as far as she can open her mouth.
Her next gig? Playing the kazoo.
Medicinal marijuana pipe. I want one!
Whacky tobacky pipe…nice
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Katherine Heigl with her mom in Santa Monica, CA. (August 5, 2013) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN