“My mom was right. My face is stuck like this now.”
“Amanda, what do you admire most about Linda Lovelace?”
that reminds me. I need to vacuum
Now we know how she got the part.
…and apparently she’s better at it than Lindsay™.
Man, that sideboob sag is pretty awful. She better get with the program before they go all the way downhill…
Of course they’re sagging a bit. She’s not wearing a brassiere. Real tits on real women have a tendency to do that.
Pity that most guys don’t know what a real one looks like anymore….
Just one? How about a pair? ;-)
Okay, which of you wise-asses took my tits?
well played sir!
Oh lord. The “mouth is open so make an oral sex joke” was played out a year ago.
Or timeless classic.
Timeless classic indeed. I think Shakespeare used that one a couple of times, and it was old even then.
For those of us fond of a lily white ass, she’s the pinnacle of our ambition.
I know of some women even whiter. Michelle Trachtenberg and Abigail Breslin are leading the pack right now. They’re ghost white.
Fuck I love this woman.
With those eyes and her mouth open like that, all I have to do is paint her gold, then I can throw her in my Koi pond.
Wow, these sex dolls are looking more realistic every day.
perfect pic to photoshop a dick in.
Chick needs a bra. Good side boob is an amazingly beautiful thing, but this sag is not attractive…and I say that as a horny guy who loves tits.
And yes, I have seen tits…so the fat girls don’t need to set down their tubs of ice cream to type their responses furiously. Just keep shoveling it down your gullet jumbo.
Honey, the fake ones you saw online are not the real deal.
She’s just lovely. :) Her makeup is very cool.
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